Stoopit Wurl Two

There are two powerful and opposing forces coursing across the planet right now. One is the youth movement that helped elect Obama. These are the globals, a generation that doesn't see what the hell we are getting our panties in a knot about when it comes to gay marriage, who hate the ignorance of the past eight years, and want a better world, transparency and probably universal health care and a kitten in every pot. Then there are the Putinista's, the United Russia Party's Young Guard. They are responsible for beating the hell out of protestors and screaming nationalistic slogans like "We believe in Russia," etc etc. And the Obamaists and the Putanista's will probably be heading on a collision course the next few years, as they get older and more powerful and as Putin seeks to return the USSR to it's former Evil Empire glory, but this time with better jewelry, flat screens and nicer cars. Woe is us. The only thing we can hope for is an even lower birth rate in the Soviet Union and the continued over consumption of vodka. And that Obama does all the repairing and sword silencing that Bush got so busy doing the past eight years. We'll see. But the Young Guards are as scary as the Obamaists are cuddly. Here we go again.

Throw the bums out

I like slaughters. So dramaic. I like when the 2007 Patriots kicked ass, and I like when USC doesn't just beat oppenents, they shut them out,. And so, Obama whacking McCain is right down my spincter pleasure center. Nice. I am waiting now for BO to win by 6m popular vote, cause I hate the all or nothing electoral college. He needs to win this much electoralteto be able to lead, cause he needs to lead by talking to us, and if you are reading this you are us. Damn, motherfucking black dude is president. How cool is that? President Obama. Sounds like a recipe in New Orleans. Not too hot, not too spicy. But satisfying. Making you curious for more curious fare.
Damn.