The Handshake from Hell

Barack Obama had the unmittigating nerve last week to actually extend his hand to shake the hand of Hugo Chavez while in Latin America to discuss relationships/politics/money/oil/Salma Hayeks breasts. I'm not sure about the first four items, but I guarantee there was some discussion about the natural wonder of the fifth item. It's caused an uproar in the conservative sissy community, who, lately have become even more sissified. They're besides themselves, really, apoplectic in paranoid visions that the next thing that's going to befall this great land is that a woman might become president, and she might actually have 2 black parents. Obama bowed to a Saudi, Michelle touched the Queen, and now Barack shook hands with the democratically elected president of Venezula. Next, he's gonna bump fists with Hu Jintao, high five Putin, low five Medvedev, French kiss Carla Bruni and fondle the hell out of Salma Hayek. And I promise you, at the end of that week, we'll be able to do anything we want throughout the rest of the civilized world. And the oil will be for free.