Oh Christ, somebody called somebody a name, and now that person is going to take down the American Financial system. Nancy -Sit Up Straight and Listen- Pelosi called the past 8 years a bunch of failed policies and now the GOP says it won't vote on the bailout. That'll fix her. And you. And me. Boy, that put her in her place. I know I am but what are you? Liar liar pants on fire. But here's the deal. The GOP, those stallwort advocates of a completely unfettered free market system, except when it comes to subsidies to their constituants, didn't have the votes to carry it, and Pelosi gave them a treat by calling them the incompetants that they are. Then the GOP said if it wasn't for all the name calling, they would've voted for it, but we ain't gonna be called names by a women who is nowhere near as purty as our own Sarah Palin. I'm telling you, the Dems need Megan Fox now more than ever. Draft her to be VP, or speaker, or governor of Delaware or mayor of Baker, let her insult the hell out of the GOP. They'll probably ask for more cause she's so hot. Barack has got to step it up. He's got to get angry. Stern. Wag the finger. Trash talk. Do something big and quotable. You know, I think it doesn't matter. McCain gets in, the problems will be so big, he'll have a cardiac in twelve days, then Moose Palin takes over and it's the Rapture. Obama gets in, tries to conjol and bring everybody together and they'll say "You see, he's not prepared and he's a Muslim! What does he know about free market lap dances."
We're fucked. And it's only Monday.
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